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Dirty and cut Krasnaya Shapochka difficult pletetsya, tune: "The enemy does not give our proud" Varyag ". Navstrechu - burunduchok.

Krasnaya Shapochka. Hello, burunduchok!

Burunduchok. Ty who?

Krasnaya Shapochka. Man.

Burunduchok (look it). Shut?

Krasnaya Shapochka. Fair pioneer! By grandmother go. Want, pirozhok show!

Burunduchok (otshatyvayas). Here it is not necessary!

Krasnaya Shapochka. I want to, sing!

Burunduchok. Yes not let god!

Krasnaya Shapochka. What you want?

Burunduchok. Home want. Sam lost.

Krasnaya Shapochka. So go to my grandmother. She I know what good! Animal likes! Especially mice.

Burunduchok. I am not a mouse.

Krasnaya Shapochka. Oh, I mix. Especially - nemyshey! Come on!

Go along, tune "Nemyshi, nemyshi, nemyshi we strive our flight birds…"

Scene 5.

Wolf vybegaet to babushkinomu home. Knocking on the door.

My grandmother. Who is there?

Volk. Hippopotamus. (Smeetsya). Kidding. That I, your granddaughter, Krasnaya Shapochka.

My grandmother. Sod for verevochku, my child.

Volk. For what?

My grandmother. For any.

Volk. (belevuyu pulled over the rope, the rope is dropped, linen falls) is not open.

My grandmother. So you open.

Wolf (opens the door and enters). Hello, grandmother!

(At that time the house is suitable fox and knocking on the door).

Grandma and Wolf (together). Who is there?

Fox. That I, Krasnaya Shapochka.

My grandmother. About! Another! Well, sod for verevochku.

Fox. Why?

Grandma (offended). I do not know. Do not want - not need.

Fox (comes). Hello, grandmother. (More on the wolf. Neuverenno) Hello, grandfather.

(The house is suitable Krasnaya Shapochka, already without baskets, knocking on the door).
Grandma, Wolf and Lisa (together). Who is there?

Krasnaya Shapochka. That I, your granddaughter, Krasnaya Shapochka.

My grandmother. Well, заходи. But fun.

Krasnaya Shapochka (comes). By burunduchok you not to resort? It is all I have St.Easter pies.

Everything. No.

Krasnaya Shapochka (suitable for grandmother). Oh, grandmother, and why you have such big ears?

My grandmother. What does it mean - large? Uschi both ears.

Krasnaya Shapochka. Oh, grandmother, and why you have such a big nose?

My grandmother. At its look!

(At that time suited to the house hunters and knocking on the door).

My grandmother. Another Red Shoe, I do not make.

The first Hunter (second). Do not open.

A second hunter. The house is surrounded. Go one at a time.

Fox. Crazy house some. (Issued).

The first hunter (shoots it, fox falls). Excellent!

(Issued wolf).

A second hunter (shoots in the wolf, wolf falls). This is hunting!

(Pause).

The first hunter. And now grandmother! I said - grandmother!

My grandmother (from home). Do not get!

(At that time the house podbegaet burunduchok with baskets).

Burunduchok. Pla! Do not shoot! I am yours. I brought pies.

The first hunter. Thus, there is a snack. Who is for the rest of pobezhit?

My grandmother (from home). Sod for verevochku, my child.

A second hunter (going). What verevochku?

(It includes all the rest.)

Grandma (skittish). Verevochku my chepchika.

(A second hunter pulled).

Grandma (vskakivaet). Remember!
(Vytaskivaet from under the bed bottle of vodka).

(General jubilation. Razlivayut glass of vodka.)

The first hunter. For grandma!

A second hunter. For Red Shoe!

Burunduchok. For the Red Book!

Grandma (already several times to drink, falling). For you! And let us once again…

Krasnaya Shapochka. And knew. We should have been sent Pope.

Grandma (lying). Uzh I would send your Pope…

Krasnaya Shapochka. And how well started! Zakusyvayte indeed! (Stavit basket on the table with the pies).
And I just vodka, I am on a diet. (Vypivaet). Help that right?

All together, drunken, sing something fun.

Coverlets.